Inspirational Quotes on Humor

“Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.”

“There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.”

“I'm not for the left wing or the right wing--I'm for the whole bird.”

“Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis.”

“I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.”

“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”

“She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression.”

“Because children have abounding vitality, because they are in spirit fierce and free, therefore they want things repeated and unchanged. They always say, "Do it again"; and the grown-up person does it again until he is nearly dead. For grown-up people are not strong enough to exult in monotony. But perhaps God is strong enough to exult in monotony. It is possible that God says every morning, "Do it again" to the sun; and every evening, "Do it again" to the moon. It may not be automatic necessity that makes all daisies alike; it may be that God makes every daisy separately, but has never got tired of making them. It may be that He has the eternal appetite of infancy; for we have sinned and grown old, and our Father is younger than we.”

“I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”

“As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.”

“Marry, and you will regret it; don’t marry, you will also regret it; marry or don’t marry, you will regret it either way. Laugh at the world’s foolishness, you will regret it; weep over it, you will regret that too; laugh at the world’s foolishness or weep over it, you will regret both. Believe a woman, you will regret it; believe her not, you will also regret it… Hang yourself, you will regret it; do not hang yourself, and you will regret that too; hang yourself or don’t hang yourself, you’ll regret it either way; whether you hang yourself or do not hang yourself, you will regret both. This, gentlemen, is the essence of all philosophy.”

“A fire broke out backstage in a theatre. The clown came out to warn the public; they thought it was a joke and applauded. He repeated it; the acclaim was even greater. I think that's just how the world will come to an end: to general applause from wits who believe it's a joke.”

“I have only made this letter longer because I have not had the time to make it shorter." ( , 1657)”

“Adventures are never fun while you're having them.”

“Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit.”

“I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.”

“There are always some lunatics about. It would be a dull world without them.”

“Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.”

“He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.”

“The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad, For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad.”